Just kidding. Bob Duff just got 10 days in jail.
Stansbury eventually ordered Bob to pay $12,500 to Susan for Hilary's birthday.
Bob took another hit when Stansbury ordered him to spend 10 days in jail for contempt of court. He is accused of violating an injunction against selling assets without court approval and must pay $367,537 he earned from selling stocks last month into a court repository.
Piro said his client plans to post bond as soon as possible and file an appeal.
The full story is at the Houston Chronicle
I'm actually kinda confused as to why Bob Duff and his wife are even in the news. Hilary owes us a softcore sex video or at least a nip slip for this crap. No one cares about Bob Duff or Susan Duff or any other kind of non-Hilary Duff. So why the hell am I writing about this? Forget it, I'm gonna go play air hockey. RELATED STORIES
According to
E!Online, Katy Perry is looking for a girl to kiss at this year's Video Music Awards:
Katy Perry is apparently working on finding a female celeb to kiss during this year's live telecast of the awards show on Sept. 7.
Who does MTV want to match her up with?
Lindsay Lohan!
"Producers are really working hard on it," a source exclusively reveals to me. "They'd love it to be Lindsay, and they're actually going to ask."
Any time there's a mention of lesbianism to any degree, Lindsay Lohan's name is brought up. Ellen and Portia got married? Oh, well, Lindsay Lohan sat on Samantha Ronson's face this morning. Even that car from Herbie: Fully Loaded is gay now.
If Katy really wants to kiss a girl, maybe she should kiss the nearly identical Zooey Deschanel. At least then we can find out if you really do die when you meet your twin.
Bonus Video: Katy gets her breasts plastered...for some reason RELATED STORIES
Kellie Pickler talked to
OK! recently about make-up and what she likes to do after a tour:
Kellie admits that she's a simple girl when it comes to makeup, saying "I hate wearing makeup anyway – I don’t ever wear it unless I have to."
The natural beauty definitely doesn't need any help from makeup to catch a man either – she's currently dating Nashville musician Kyle Jacobs. The couple keeps it casual when she's home from tour, choosing to relax on the couch instead of hit up wild night clubs and fancy restaurants.
"When I come in off the road, I like to crash and be a bum and sit at home on the couch and just talk," says Kellie. "We don’t really have to be doing anything. We usually just enjoy each other’s company and make each other laugh."
Yeah, I'm sure it's a real 1980s sitcom at Kellie's place with her boyfriend. I doubt this Kyle Jacobs guy even thinks about Kellie's implants in his mouth. They just tell jokes about Garth Brooks and watch Reba's horrible sitcom.
Anyway, it's nice that Kellie doesn't wear too much make-up. I'm not sure why though, I just heard that's good. RELATED STORIES
Winning 8 gold medals in a single Olympics has its perks, as Michael Phelps is learning. USMagazine:
Michael Phelps is continuing his dominance out of the water -- he'll host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live on September 13, NBC announced Wednesday.
Phelps, 23, will also be a guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Monday.
Last week, Phelps landed a book deal for his memoir, titled Built to Succeed.
"The bullying and adversity made him be stronger and work harder," his mom Debbie told Us Weekly.
"Michael may not have been able to focus in school, but I saw a passion for swimming at such a young age," she said. "He could be at a swim meet or practice for hours. It was a great outlet."
Way to subtly mention your son's a dumbass. "Michael was always a retard, so good thing his dad is that dolphin I had sex with in 1985."
It's virtually impossible that Phelps will be funny on SNL. I cheered him on through every race and love the guy, but he speaks like a 3rd grader that just ate Elmer's glue and peanut butter, then washed it down with Draino. They would be better off having He Kexin, the 10 year old Chinese gymnast, on the show. Her performance as a 16 year old made me horny. RELATED STORIES
Suge Knight was arrested on Wednesday for beating his girlfriend.
AP reports:
Police said the founder of bankrupt Death Row Records was arrested about 6:40 a.m. after officers arrived at the scene of a minor traffic accident and found Knight hitting a woman in a parking lot off a busy thoroughfare.
"A citizen sees the beating in a parking lot, police get there fast, they see him beating her. It's a good solid case," said Las Vegas police Lt. Chris Carroll.
It goes to show you what kind of man Suge Knight is, and that's a highly motivated man. I can't even crawl out of bed at 6:40am, let alone manage to already be arrested by then. It takes dedication and a whole lot of courage.
In all seriousness, you shouldn't hit a girl. Unless you're a girl too. Or you're provoked. Or you just feel like letting off some steam. Otherwise, not cool. RELATED STORIES
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Lindsay Lohan recently wrote on her
MySpace blog:
He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).
He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.
She is, of course, talking about her dad - Michael Lohan. The guy is definitely a Koala testicle, but Lindsay calling anyone a "public embarrassment" does seem a bit hypocritical. If you take away her 9 vagina flashes and almost every other photo taken of her in the past 3 years, she might be able to get away with it.
I actually have a great idea for the Lohan family. There's this bridge I know about 3 miles from my house. The Lohans should jump off of it.
Lindsay not being a public embarrassment... RELATED STORIES
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