According to TMZ, Vern Troyer's sex tape went on sale this morning. And that's awesome because I was just thinking, where can I see a midget penis today?
Verne Troyer is now on full display -- as of 5:00 AM today, his sex tape is online.
We're not promoting the site, but we can tell you the tape is available for the very small price of $9.95. We expect Verne's lawyers will come out swinging in about an hour.
We're not promoting the site, but we can tell you the tape is available for the very small price of $9.95. We expect Verne's lawyers will come out swinging in about an hour.
There are very few things I wouldn't rather see than Vern Troyer having sex. I might watch 10 seconds of it if it fell from the sky, walked over to my DVD player, inserted itself, and just started playing. And that's only because a DVD just walked into my house. It deserves 10 seconds.
Do yourself and the world a favor and save the 10 bucks. Pick a random spam e-mail and buy whatever it's selling instead.
