Sad News: Pam Anderson Isn't Dating Michael Jackson

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I was really hoping they'd procreate a black white kid with big tits and hepatitis, so this is disappointing. According to USMag:

"He just wants me to be in a video," she said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show (airing Wednesday) when asked about their recent meeting. "My life is so interesting. My life is a blur."

"So seriously, have you been hanging out with him?" DeGeneres asked.

"It happens ... skin cancer and Vicodin," she replied cryptically. "I don’t know ... I have a lot of interesting friends."

She added that she is living with ex Tommy Lee again, but when DeGeneres asked if she was "getting any," she sighed, "no."

Other than the random reference to skin cancer and Vicodin, it seemed like a great interview. No wait, it didn't at all. But if Pam needs a reminder of what banging Tommy Lee is like, I have about 9 videos on my hard drive I could send over in exchange for pizza.

Either way, the real story is that she and Michael Jackson are not dating. They seemed like such a classic couple. Like two medical messes coming together at last.

9.10.08 at 10:10:59 AM