Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel might be getting married soon, and you're not invited. According to OK! he recently gave a hint:
According to an eyewitness, "Justin said that he is 'this close to being married' and then pinched his fingers together to demonstrate."
Maybe, just maybe, Justin was showing his friends his penis size and it had nothing to do with marriage. You can't ever trust an eyewitness, just ask Ron Goldman's dad.
A Justin-Jessica marriage seems natural. Neither of them do anything all that stupid (pretend Justin never dated Britney Spears) and they both smell good. I can't believe they still haven't seen me in that bush outside their apartment. Score!