The Sun is reporting that Samantha Ronson announced she will marry Lindsay Lohan by the end of the year:
Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”
She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
I have no idea what that last line means, so I'm going to assume it's lesbian speak for "let's eat each other asap."
Portia and Ellen Degeneres would be turning over in their graves right now if they were dead. They have waited years to get married, truly love each other, and do things the right way (no matter how disgusting images of Ellen's vagina might be). Then these two turdbuckets come along and ruin it. Not that anyone expects Lindsay to actually go through with it.
Here she is, standing up for cancer.
