Maria Menounos is my Greek goddess of love. Her beauty is so pure and powerful, it has this certain intangible... well, something... that just fills any room she enters.
That's why, when she was at the VH1 Save The Music Foundation yesterday, I told her to show the world her beauty by sticking out her breasts as far as she could. She said she would, only if she could she could wear a big hideous bow-thing on her dress. Reluctantly, I said yes. After all, I guess love is about compromise. And breasts. Yep, compromise and breasts... that pretty much covers it.
