According to People, Jennifer Lopez completed her first ever triathlon yesterday, finishing in 2 hours, 23 minutes, and 28 seconds:
The singer-actress was cheered on from the sidelines by husband Marc Anthony, who escorted her to a VIP area with his arm securely around her after she crossed the finish line, exhausted, but with her fists pumped in victory.
In the VIP area, Lopez met up with Matthew McConaughey, who also competed in the triathlon at Zuma Beach. The actor greeted his former Wedding Planner costar with a big hug.
Lopez, 39, has been training for the event – her first ever triathlon – with Peterson and Self magazine editor-in-chief Lucy Danziger. She also revealed that she would be raising money for Children's Hospital Los Angeles.
In the VIP area, Lopez met up with Matthew McConaughey, who also competed in the triathlon at Zuma Beach. The actor greeted his former Wedding Planner costar with a big hug.
Lopez, 39, has been training for the event – her first ever triathlon – with Peterson and Self magazine editor-in-chief Lucy Danziger. She also revealed that she would be raising money for Children's Hospital Los Angeles.
After the race, she dropped dead from a heat stroke. Marc Anthony is now single and the price of J-Lo movies just went up 20%. Sorry.
That obviously isn't true since I like to make stuff up, then correct it in the next paragraph. But what is true is that anyone who completes a triathlon is a bad ass. The closest I came is taking a shit, walking downstairs, and then getting a gallon of ice cream from the freezer without taking a break.
