This is the closest we'll ever get to seeing Megan Fox in ways we usually only imagine our cousin. But she's my second cousin, so it's okay...right?
The image, which looks like Megan got a facial from a dude that ejeculates part of his dinner, is from How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. Not sure when it's coming out, and there's no way I'm opening a new browser to check IMDB. Too much work.
