My life is perfect not knowing what the hell the image is above is all about, so let's forget about it and move onto what OK! has learned about Shia's crash:
Although the 22-year-old had been drinking and was cited with a misdemeanor for driving under the influence, authorities cleared him of blame for the collision, as the driver of the other car involved ran a red light before hitting Shia's truck.
"The car hit me at 70mph," Shia says of the other vehicle. "It was one of the biggest things that's happened to me, for sure, in my life. I'm grateful to be here."
"The car hit me at 70mph," Shia says of the other vehicle. "It was one of the biggest things that's happened to me, for sure, in my life. I'm grateful to be here."
Obviously he doesn't remember a little something called Megatron and Optimus Prime crashing into buildings while he runs for his life. How soon a drunkard forgets.
More importantly, I just realized Shia's last name is only missing the letter i or it would have all of the vowels. Like Sioux Indians... except it's missing an A. Damn.
