Us Magazine tells us that that vast tundra that is Kim Kardashian's ass will soon be able to be explored on the pages of Playboy.
Us reports:
"It's been widely reported that Kim Kardashian recently did a photoshoot for Playboy. But Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively that Playboy chief Hugh Hefner has selected Kardashian as the magazine's December cover girl!"
The magazine also says:
"A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian's shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian "will show one boob, and her bare butt.""
One boob and one bare butt! That's it. Half of America has seen her on videotaped getting absolutely rammed, but when it comes to Playboy, she wants to cover up! I can only imagine how the negotiation went down between Kim and Hugh Hefner.
In my mind, it went like this. Hef says: Okay Kim, strip for the cameras baby! Kim says: No way, I can't be exploited like that, I'm going fully covered! Hef says: Exploited!?! The whole world already knows you're a whore, you have to embrace that. Kim says: Hmm... I guess your right... okay, I'll give you one nipple and a butt shot. DEAL!
