Paris Hilton is telling sources that she's in love with Benji Madden. And she seems serious:
"But for now we're boyfriend and girlfriend. He's an amazing guy. He's also like my best friend. He's just so loyal, so sweet, does nice things for me all the time. We're very in love."
If Paris settles down, that eliminates 40% of all celebrity gossip. I think I'll start a new blog about dogs that wear funny hats. At least those will never go away.
I thought Paris Hilton was already in love after seeing her sex tape. Only people who are in love have sex. And Rick Salomon loved her so much that he showed it to her, all over her chest. Awwww.