This is the greatest thing I've ever read. I just got a year's supply of fantasies in one article. It's like Christmas with an erection:
The 22-year-old actress, who is now engaged to Brian Austin Green, reveals in October's GQ that she once had a fling with a female stripper named Nikita.
The romance began when she was 18 and first living in L.A.
"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man, sorry, mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," Fox said. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."
Fox said Nikita would do "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads." She added that she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.
Despite the relationship, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay.
"Look, I'm not a lesbian," she went on. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.
"I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands," she continued. "She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."
The romance began when she was 18 and first living in L.A.
"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man, sorry, mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," Fox said. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."
Fox said Nikita would do "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads." She added that she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.
Despite the relationship, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay.
"Look, I'm not a lesbian," she went on. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.
"I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands," she continued. "She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."
My only problem is what to masturbate to first. Megan Fox and Olivia Wilde, Megan Fox and Jenna Jameson, Megan Fox and Megan Fox in some creepy camera work porno, Megan Fox and this Russian stripper, or all over the above stuffed into one 6x6 bedroom with me in the middle, wearing a kangaroo suit. I hate making choices.
Megan also has a ridiculously hot spread in the new GQ, but there aren't any high resolution images out yet. And lo-res is for losers, so when those come out, they'll be here.
