To sum it up, Lindsay Lohan went off on her blog about Sarah Palin as VP, basically saying it was a horrible pick because she hates lesbians. Then she offered to help the Obama campaign by hosting events for young voters. Obama said aw hell no because he doesn't like to lose presidential elections. Now, Lindsay's outspoked father, Michael Lohan, has said the following according to OK!
"Lindsay is gifted — she has a wonderful heart and she can and will affect millions of people in a very positive way. She is here to stay," he continues. "Obama might have eight years, and then he will be giving lectures. Who knows, maybe Lindsay will give him a part in one of her movies."
I didn't know Barack went to rehab, flashed his vagina multiple times, and was in the process of marrying a barely passable woman all by his early 20s. Lindsay's dad to the rescue, informing the world one person at a time.
This is why anyone famous, even if it's for horrible movies and snorting lines of cocaine off of other girl's tits, should never get political. It's unfortunate that the most out of touch people are the ones that have access to large audiences, and then they use said audience to hear something said audience didn't even become said audience for. That was confusing, so just imagine a retarded kid as starting pitcher for the Yankees. It's kinda like that.
