Jessica Simpson, who somehow has the top country album, recently told People how happy she is with Tony Romo:
Romo "was my Monday this week," joked Simpson, in reference to her song about him, "You're My Sunday," and the Dallas Cowboys' huge win over the Philadelphia Eagles on ESPN's Monday Night Football a few days ago.
Jessica Simpson's life is like a corny sitcom that just won't get canceled. Tony is "my Monday"...are you serious? I just hope to Tony, Jessica is "my blonde dumbass girlfriend with big tits." Because I'm annoyed and that would make it less annoying.
For all the embarrassing garbage she's been saying about Tony lately, I hope he's at least as lucky as that microphone. Probably just on Mondays by the sounds of it.

