I'm surprised a couple that can whistle so happily in unison (see image) would get divorced. But it's final, says the NYDailyNews:
Rodriguez and his wife, Cynthia, announced Thursday night they have peacefully settled their multimillion-dollar divorce case.
"Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez have amicably resolved their dissolution of marriage proceedings," read a terse statement released by the superstar ball player's lawyer, Alan Kluger.
"Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez have amicably resolved their dissolution of marriage proceedings," read a terse statement released by the superstar ball player's lawyer, Alan Kluger.
Why a baseball player making $25m+ per year would even consider marriage is beyond me. I would sleep with a new girl at every away game and build paper airplanes out of $100 bills. Then I'd play some baseball and do it all over again the next day.
One thing's for sure, and that's whoever marries Cynthia next is walking into a mine of money. I wanna become a mormon and marry the ex-wives of A-Rod, Paul McCartney, and Phil Collins. I would buy an elephant and ride it around while throwing dimes to commoners.
