The rumor that Holly Madison has AIDS and 3 months to live is not true. Mostly because I just made it up, but the other rumor that she's dating Criss Angel was recently shot down as well. US reports:
"She is still my girlfriend," he tells Usmagazine.com in a new interview. "Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever.
"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."
"I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to get married and have children. That isn’t very much in the cards for me," he adds. "So there has to be a certain reality there. And I’m sure the time will come when she’ll be dating others. That’s part of the transition."
It'll be a sad day when they break up. They're such a cute couple, her big fake tits and his dentures. Almost brings a tear to my eye.
I will say, if Criss Angel is Hef's only competition, he's in good shape. If you took all the douchebags of the world and grinded them up into one mountain of douchebag and then put Spencer Pratt on top of it with a large stick and some scrolls, it still wouldn't compete with the douchebagness of Criss.
