Samantha Ronson called the horrible show "Loveline" yesterday to talk about Travis Barker's plane crash, but when Lindsay Lohan got on the phone as well, the conversation quickly went from death and tragedy to vaginas on vaginas.
Host: "Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?"
Lindsay: "A long time. A very long time."
Honestly, I thought the entire world was already well aware that these two bury their heads in each other's vaginas and profess how worthless penises are on the street corner, but apparently they never admitted it until now. And I'm glad because now I can sleep at night after months of wondering about such an important topic. Pollution? Boring. War? Who cares. Lindsay Lohan's gayness? YES.
