If Megan Fox played a patient in a coma and the entire movie was just her lying there in said coma with the most exciting part coming at the 57 minute mark when her left pinky twitches a little, I would still pay $9.50 to see it.
Fortunately for those of you who aren't the stalker-creep type, these images and this video are from How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, something I coincidentally don't have to learn but will still see anyway.