A couple nights ago, Kim Kardashian made her debut on Dancing With The Stars. She talked about having bad balance, which is about as obvious Clay Aiken admitting he's gay. With an ass that size, the notion of having good balance defies physics. You can, however, make a decent sex tape and break every toilet seat in the house.
Here's Kim's performance from Monday night.
And here's Kim stopping to get gas and deciding to kiss some random guy because that's just how slutty she is.