Like a really bad car accident on the side of the road, a pregnant Nicole Richie in a bikini is tough to look at, but I just can't help but stare as I pass by. Damn you, human curiosity.
You know, even before I saw this I thought that Christina Aguilera was the hottest pregnant chick to have ever lived... now, after seeing Nicole Richie in this state, I know that Christina is the hottest pregnant chick to have ever lived, just based on how much better she looks than Nicole alone.
Anyway, if your curiosity is as potent as mine, here's a big pregnant ferret in a green bikini. As horrible as it is, I bet that you've never seen this before. So, in a sense, I'm like a pioneer, only instead of undiscovered lands, I show you massive pregnant bellies. Strange, yes... but it's my livelihood. This is for you, kids. Enjoy.