Natalie Portman is Single and the Angels Rejoice

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The inevitable hooking up of Natalie Portman and myself took an interesting turn yesterday when she and Devendra Banhart (loser) broke up according to US:

Actress Natalie Portman and singer Devendra Banhart have broken up, a source close to the couple confirms to Usmagazine.com.

"Things just weren't working out," a Portman source tells Us. "Natalie is young and they just were very different ultimately.

"She's really a free spirit," the source adds. "She's complicated because she's very serious about her career and smart but also artistic and free-thinking. It's tough to match."

I like how the "source" pretty much says Natalie is a better, cooler, smarter person than Devendra. He's right, but still, it's a little mean.

After writing about all of these break-ups for the last several months, I've realized how great it is that my relationships aren't in the public eye. Bouncing back and forth between hanging out with my mom and spending sleepless nights with pictures of Megan Fox clutched in my arms is my own business. Hey look, there's Natalie...

9.25.08 at 10:51:48 AM