These Two Airport Bums Got Married

ryan and scarlett

The two people above who look like the credit crisis got the best of them. They are also Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson. And now they're married according to People:

Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C.

Johansson, 23, began dating Reynolds, 31, last year shortly after his split from singer Alanis Morissette, who recently expressed well wishes on her ex's engagement.

Of course by "well wishes," Alanis means she wrote an angry song, subtly wishing the violent tractor-related death of Scarlett.

I'm not exactly happy about this considering I thought for sure Scarlett and I had life plans together. I was just about to tell her about them via letter written in blood. She would've been so impressed, but now it's all over. I hope Ryan's future movies fail to receive two thumbs up.

9.29.08 at 10:27:33 AM