Whoever invented that swimsuit should be congratulated and than hanged in the public square. Reason being that it makes Audrina Patridge's tits look lovely, but makes her hips look like my cousin Sam's. He's 12 and a boy.
Then you can throw in Audrina's sister's tattoos to make these images even more unsettling. I wouldn't have sex with her because I'd be afraid of going into an epileptic seizure from staring at her chest and arms. Plus her biker buddies might not like it. Crazy girls, but they're really hot and the quality of these images are fantastic. So check 'em out.
