Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson, went to a beach in Mexico to get away from it all. But no one can escape a snorkeling paparazzi with a cheap boat.
The popcicle Lindsay is eating sets off a red flag that Sam apparently didn't see. Penis envy. It's real and rampant in lesbians. No girl sucks on a popcicle unless she's straight. Or maybe it just tastes good. I like cherry.
