After telling in interviews for years that he would never want to get married or have kids, Leonardo DiCaprio has changed his mind. According to People:
Linked for the past two years with 23-year-old Israeli model Bar Refaeli – in a relationship that has run both hot and cold – DiCaprio says, "What I definitely feel a need for is to make my life about more than just my career. Just last night I was thinking to myself how little of my life has been lived normally and not spent on some far-off movie location."
As a straight male willing to make sacrifices for money, I would marry Leonardo DiCaprio tomorrow. We could fly out to California, have a small wedding with ideally absolutely zero witnesses, and then live separately forever. Him with his goal of marriage. Me with his money.
But the real story here is that Leo is miraculously only 33 years old. Does this guy not age? He was like 15 years older than me when Titanic came out, and now we've closed to the gap to 7. By the time he's 40, I'll be 69. He'll never marry me.