As if the alleged Britney Spears/Adnan Ghalib sex tape fiasco couldn't get more confusing, now Adnan is suing over reports that he has a sex tape at all according to Sun:
Britney, now staging a remarkable comeback, dated Paparazzi snapper ADNAN GHALIB, 35, back in January when she was in the grip of drugs and depression.
She dumped him after believing he was trying to sell pictures of the pair around the world.
But yesterday an angry Adnan raged: “There is no sex tape. I’m extremely upset and taking legal
He's not as upset as I am. Just yesterday, the Sun reported that Britney was trying to buy the sex tape off of Adnan so that it didn't fall into the hands of masturbaters everywhere. So where did that story come from? Journalists would never just make up a story.....
...unless Adnan struck a deal with Britney on a price and is now denying the tape altogether so that it goes away. Ah, yes. Being a detective is tiring, someone get me a Red Bull.