I don't mind seeing Jessica Alba in bondage, which is why these Declare Yourself ads have been tolerable up until this point. But now, along with Hayden Panetierre, it's just too much to handle.
Who the hell is this ad aimed at? The retarded? It's the corniest, lamest thing I've seen in a while, and now I'm boycotting all Jessica Alba movies because of it. Fortunately I was doing that anyway since she's pretty much never made a good movie. She's hot though. I'd touch her boobies.
