USMagazine has learned that Alex Rodriguez and Madonna met for dinner recently.
They pair ate at an alcove-like table in the back.
"They seemed very close," a source told Usmagazine.com.
I realize A-Rod just lost a Rosie O'Donnell dinnerplate-ful of money in a divorce, but I'm guessing he's still a millionaire many times over. I'm also guessing any woman on earth would marry him tomorrow. So why he's going out with Madonna is yet to be determined, but I hope there's some serious ransom and threats involved.
It's also possible that they're just friends, but wow, that's certainly boring.