Miley Cyrus is More Important Than Anyone, Ever

Nevermind all the little kids who couldn't wait to go to Disneyland yesterday. They couldn't because Miley Cyrus decided she was more important than them. US Magazine reports:

Even though her actual birth date isn't until Nov. 23, she got the party started Sunday at Disneyland.

More than 5,000 guests (many of whom paid $250) partied with the Hannah Montana singer at the Anaheim, Calif., theme park, which was shut down for the day.

The bash also included a fireworks display above Sleeping Beauty Castle and 16 giant inflatable candles and a purple carpet (purple is Cyrus' favorite color).

So what does the teen want for her birthday?

"My parents shut down Disneyland for me," she told the AP, "so I'm good for a while."

Shutting down an entire amusement park for one girl's 16th birthday party tops everything. Hell, when I had a McDonald's party for my 9th birthday, they didn't even shut down. They just sectioned off 4 or 5 tables and wrote on a piece of construction paper: "B-day Party in Progress." Even better, it was beside the restrooms so every other customer who decided to take a smelly shit basically did so in my birthday cake.

Miley Cyrus can't become nonfamous fast enough. What a b-word.

10.06.08 at 09:11:14 AM
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