According to wwtdd, Holly Madison has decided 83 year olds and what they have to offer under their old fashioned robes just isn't enough.
TV Side has said in the past that Holly was in it for the money and was looking around and flirting with other guys but was never expected to actually leave him. Over the last few weeks she has changed completely. She actually dumped Hef, face to face, last night. She has a condo in Santa Monica already and will be moving out of the mansion very soon.
Hef so far is taking the breakup well.
Hef so far is taking the breakup well.
I get the feeling Hef always takes breakups well considering he has ample backups running around the mansion half naked at all times. Makes it a little easier. I will say though that Holly is probably the hottest of them all, so his old penis might be a little sad for a couple of days.
And now Holly will drop off the face of the earth and we'll never hear from her again til she gets arrested for cocaine possession. We'll all laugh at her mugshot and it'll be good times for everyone.
