According to People, David Duchovny is cured of his previous sexual addiction and no longer tries to hump his telephone when it rings:
David Duchovny has checked out of a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, according to his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein.
"David is out of rehab and about to start a new movie," Stein tells PEOPLE. "He successfully completed his treatment."
"David is out of rehab and about to start a new movie," Stein tells PEOPLE. "He successfully completed his treatment."
It's sort of a shame they don't tell us what the treatment is. From what I hear, they basically staple your penis to a table and hit it with a hammer while you watch a porno. If you can still get an erection afterwards, they do it again. It only took a month of that for David to be healed. He's quick.
The way I see it, once a sexual addict, always a sexual addict. Three days around all the big breasted extras on Californication and he'll be back where he was two months ago bnaging all of them. But like I said before, nothing wrong with that. That's why they're called extras.
