As I'm sure you all know by now, Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere is DONE with former Laguna Beach-er Stephen Coletti and now sources are confirming that Hayden has found a new man to be the hero to her heroine: Milo Ventimiglia.
OK! Magazine says:
"HayLo." So that's what they're calling it? "HayLo?" More like... more like... "GayLo!!!" Dammit, that's not even good, but it's the best I got. Don't judge me in my fragile state. My one true love has left me for a... a... really handsome co-star. Son of a....
Once again, I am left with the question... WHY NOT ME!?!? This isn't fair! I mean, he was 12-years-old sneaking nudey magazines under his bed while she was still in the womb and now he gets to hit that newly legal fresh meat!?!?
And his name's Milo! What the hell is that... Every time I read his name I hear it in my head as if Borat was saying it. Kind of like this: "Heeello, I am the Borat, and this is my brother Milo, he lives in a cage... and my sister, she point to her va-jeen and she say to Milo, "Ah, you'll never get this, ah you'll never get this!""
Damn you, Milo, get back in your cage where you belong.
Bitter? Me? No, not at all. Nor do I have an angry, ferocious, burning sensation of despair in my loins either.
Nope, none of that is going on at all.
Ahh, the pangs of unrequited love...
