When I heard Holly Madison broke up with Hugh Hefner, I figured he probably grieved by banging at least 4 blondes with big tits in the mansion. Turns out he's more than just a penis. USMag:
"I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly," Hefner exclusively told Usmagazine.com.
After the break-up, "I was road kill a couple of weeks ago," he said.
One persistent strain in the relationship was Holly's desire to have children.
"We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn't work out," he said. "She became very depressed."
Madison, 28, confirmed the break up from Hef, 82, Tuesday.
After the break-up, "I was road kill a couple of weeks ago," he said.
One persistent strain in the relationship was Holly's desire to have children.
"We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn't work out," he said. "She became very depressed."
Madison, 28, confirmed the break up from Hef, 82, Tuesday.
If not for the 54 year old difference, I would feel a little sad about this whole thing. But none of the normal rules apply when a relationship is this strange. Like me and my cousin. No one in the family understands us. We're just ahead of our time.
Here's what Hef doesn't get to touch anymore. Good news is there are 50 replicas running around the mansion at any given time. He'll be fine....and probably dead soon.
