Robyn, a pop star in Sweden, recently opened up for Madonna's tour in Europe. That seemed cool until she found out Madonna comes with a big bucket of rules. According to PageSix:
Robyn told her hometown Swedish paper that she and her crew were told "not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures . . . I hadn't expected any glamour, but it's strange that they assume that the first thing you're gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna.
Whoever Robyn is, she's awesome. I'm going to fly to Sweden just to by her album now. Because she's right, who the hell does Madonna think she is? Spiking Alex Rodrigues' Pepsi to get him to sleep with you doesn't take a special person.
Madonna must be a blast at parties. Sitting in the corner surrounded by large Russians, only letting one person at a time glance her way, then charging for it. Count me in.
