As we all know, Britney Spears has been having some trouble with recent custody rulings and criminal charges, so, naturally, this seems like a good time to start getting things back in order. And that's just what Britney did!
Yesterday, in a desperate attempt to get her life back, Britney ran to a local Quizno's restroom to find her career. When asked why she chose the bathroom to be the first place she would go to get back on the right track, Britney simply said that she thought she would find her career there because, recently, nearly everyone has told her that it has "gone down the toilet."
Bad joke? Eh, maybe. It's borderline.
How filthy are these pics though? Forget the celebrities, it's the paparazzi I'm concerned about here. Who knows what kind of funk they had to endure when Britney was in the bathroom after eating massive amounts of processed meats. That's just nasty. Now that's what I call an occupational hazard.
