Celeb Parasite

The National Enquirer said Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant, then a bunch of people said it was a lie, and now apparently it isn't a lie:

What’s more, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned that Casey Aldridge, the baby’s father, erupted in anger when he found out. Jamie Lynn had been keeping the pregnancy secret and Casey learned about it through media reports after The ENQUIRER broke the story earlier this week.

Now, a close family member has revealed exclusively that the Spears family is in an uproar and Jamie Lynn is being pressured to abort the baby. The anonymous public denials of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy, says the family member, are simply buying the Spears family time until they decide what to do.

“Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy,” the family member told an ENQUIRER source. “And she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour.

Jesus. Somebody buy this girl a box of condoms. Is sex education illegal in Louisianna or is the Spears family just too f'n stupid to understand how it all works? Penis in vagina. Squirt. PREGNANT. It's not that complicated.

It's also possible that Jamie Lynn is pursuing the natural Spears cycle that goes something like fame, humiliation and mistakes, and then a comeback. Jamie seems to have the come part down anyway.

10.13.08 at 12:20:55 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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