Megan Fox Should Probably Be Illegal

Unless scientists figure something out soon, I doubt a girl will be as attractive as Megan Fox in my lifetime. Surely Stephen Hawking can use his little talking computer and come up with something better, but he's too busy worrying about lame stuff like where we came from and what life means.

Anyway, I included some pictures below of Megan from when she was like 18 and had no idea every guy on earth would be praying to every deity out there that he could spend 5 minutes with her. It's a funny world, so check out the high res images.

10.13.09 at 12:57:34 PM