Everytime Jessica Simpson gets on stage, two things happen: she tries to go down on the microphone and she looks fatter. Now I'm not saying she's fat, but she's getting there. All of those hot dogs and nachos at the Cowboys games are adding up. Maybe with Tony Romo injured, she'll lay off for a while and stop trying to perform oral sex on her microphones. Then again, that would make her concerts completely useless instead of just mostly useless.
Here's fatty Simpson running around the stage, eating things and people.
