Everyone's favorite couple of douchebags seem to be back together, at least for now. The National Enquirer:
That’s right, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has exclusively discovered that the former lovebirds, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer, are back together – at least for a little bit.
They just flew into Los Angeles together, landing at 4:05 Pacific Time on Monday, October, 13, The ENQUIRER has confirmed.
The pair split in August after a 3 ˝-month romance, but they met up in Manhattan recently and looked like lovers when they came back to California together.
“They were very lovey-dovey,” said an insider. “They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly.
“John gave her a long, lingering kiss.”
They just flew into Los Angeles together, landing at 4:05 Pacific Time on Monday, October, 13, The ENQUIRER has confirmed.
The pair split in August after a 3 ˝-month romance, but they met up in Manhattan recently and looked like lovers when they came back to California together.
“They were very lovey-dovey,” said an insider. “They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly.
“John gave her a long, lingering kiss.”
Ok, enough with the details. We don't care where her manly hands wandered to or which horrible song he might've sang to her. None of it matters because it won't last. She's old and he's gay. Not a good combination.

