Holly Madison went Bowling for Boobies recently, which was basically a fundraiser to fight breast cancer. I can't figure out why this wasn't national news because every guy with a penis would've been there, donating every dime he could find in the couch cushions just to see a glimpse of Holly Madison's jugs bouncing around as she gets gutter after gutter.
What I'd like to see is a Bowling for Doggystyle fundraiser. A lot of dogs need help and what better way than to watch Holly in action. I'll get started on that.
