According to Sun, Madonna and Guy Ritchie are calling their marriage quits. They're also calling it a joke and the kind of marriage other people should look at and then do the exact opposite.
The singer's spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg confirmed today the couple had agreed to separate.
The statement – co-signed by Guy’s representative – says the couple had not agreed a settlement.
It read: “Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage, their representatives confirmed today.
The statement – co-signed by Guy’s representative – says the couple had not agreed a settlement.
It read: “Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage, their representatives confirmed today.
So who gets their tribe of multicultural children? I wonder if they'll get airmailed back to their village or if Madonna might keep them around to do odds and ends, like scrub the shower drain and be a human footstool while she watches the Yankees.
Marriage is one thing the stars can't seem to get right. I can't think of a single celebrity couple that stayed together from the beginning except maybe Tim and Jill Taylor, but they're not real. Oh well.
