If you thought Hugh Hefner might lock Holly Madison up every evening at 7pm when they were dating, you were probably right. Because now that she's single, she's popping up at every single event. I even saw her at my local Neighborhood Watch meeting with her big boobs and passion for stopping kidnappers. It was exciting, but we didn't get anything done. Now kids are being stolen, but they were annoying anyway.
Here's Holly at Lauren Conrad's fashion show, hoping to find someone new to date. No one under 87 please.