Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing. Everyone knows that. An blind African farmer without a television even knows that. But the reason? Madonna's fall off of a horse according to the Sun:
MADONNA’S marriage began sliding towards divorce after her hubby’s “unsympathetic” reaction when she tumbled from a horse, friends say.
The agonised Queen of Pop felt GUY RITCHIE showed a “complete lack of love and sympathy” after she snapped eight bones in the horror fall.
The incident reared its head again during recent arguments – and a close confidante told The Sun how Madge spat at Guy: “Did you ever actually love me?”
Sources say the aftershocks from the 2005 accident sparked the rows that ended their 7½year marriage and saw the pair confirm The Sun’s exclusive that they will divorce.
A close family friend said yesterday: “From the moment Madonna fell from that horse, their marriage was doomed.
The incident reared its head again during recent arguments – and a close confidante told The Sun how Madge spat at Guy: “Did you ever actually love me?”
Sources say the aftershocks from the 2005 accident sparked the rows that ended their 7½year marriage and saw the pair confirm The Sun’s exclusive that they will divorce.
A close family friend said yesterday: “From the moment Madonna fell from that horse, their marriage was doomed.
I'm glad here in normalville, marriages aren't that fragile. It takes something a lot more serious than a horse to end a relationship. Usually you have to get her best friend pregnant or sell the baby's crib for crack money to reach that point. It sucks, but that crib was old and broken anyway. Leave me alone.
If Madonna was as awesome as she thinks she is, that horse's head would've ended up in Guy's bed the next morning. But she's old and ugly, so forget it.
