Following their divorce, it's been determined that Guy Ritchie will receive around $60 million from Madonna. According to the Sun:
“Kabbalah philosophy teaches that you don’t take what you haven’t earned. Well that’s exactly what Guy is doing. He hasn’t earned a penny of it, yet wants to take, take, take.
It has been reported that 40-year-old Guy — director of hit films Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels — has his own fortune of around £25million. But pals of Madonna insisted he is a tightwad. One said: “If he’s meant to be worth millions, then Madonna’s never seen a penny of it.
Well, at least there's no resentment and hard feelings. Nevermind.
I just watched Snatch again last night, so I'm siding with Guy on this one. Take one or two looks at Madonna, and you'll side with Guy too. She's become something awful. Like one of those horribly ugly creatures from a horror movie, Madonna's the nasty shit they might spit up on one of the actors.
Also, what the hell is the Kabbalah philosophy and is it really as obvious as it seems? You don't take what you haven't earned? Seriously, that's the philosophy? Must've been quite the deep thinker who came up with that piece of brilliance.