As if the divorce between Guy Ritchie and Madonna couldn't get any more dramatic, now Guy is convinced Madonna is spying on his every movie. The Sun reports:
He believes the pop queen is using her huge staff to report his every move.
Guy has slammed what he calls Madonna’s underhand tactics.
He has even compared her approach to their split as being like “something concocted by the KGB”, raging at her: “This is a divorce, not the Cold War.”
The problem with comparing this divorce to the Cold War is that it doesn't make sense. Clearly this is much bigger than any non-violent war could ever be. It's even bigger than the War on Drugs, and that was pretty big. And uneffective.
Anyway, I don't care about this divorce, but some people do, so that's why I'm writing about it. What pisses me off is that everyone has a last name to go by, but Madonna is just Madonna. From now on, she's Madonna Jones to me.