Winning four Super Bowls and then having a season-ending injury, allowing you to sit at home collecting cash and watching Sinbad re-runs while Gisele Bundchen gobbles your penis isn't a bad life. That's Tom Brady. And this is his girlfriend, Gisele, looking better than just about anyone ever.
I can't complain too much though. I get to sit in the basement and pretend Sophia Bush is my wife. Sometimes I set plungers up around the table and pretend they're our kids. It's a good life.
