Gisele Bundchen has the kind of legs that wrap around you 3 times during sex and manage to kick you in the face as well. Sadly I wouldn't know because I'm poor and a loser, but Tom Brady would. I feel like if I stood beside Gisele, I would come up to her kneecaps and I'm 5'10". Her legs are at least 6'3".
Her only problem is that being so skinny means she has the ass of a 12 year old boy. Not that I've been looking, but it's what I imagine a 12 year old boy's to look like. Not that I imagine it. Nevermind.
