It seems like just last month I was writing about Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer breaking up forever. Probably because it was last month. And now, in typical Hollywood fashion, they decided getting engaged was the best way to get back together. Star:
After a barrage of romantic e-mails from him, "she said that she'd only take him back if they got married, and he agreed," says a source. "They both know this is it. She wants to settle down, and finally, so does he. They've even talked about having a family, and John said that he couldn't imagine doing it with anyone but her."
Are these two in 1st grade or what? As if setting the ultimatum of "marry me or I won't take you back" wasn't insane enough, he actually accepted? A month ago, Mayer was walking around in a Batman hoodie talking about how they grew apart and he wanted to bang other chicks. Now he's ready to marry her. Oh well, at least it makes sense.