The way that poor dog is fighting to get out of Natalie Portman's arms is a pretty good indication that it was in the process of being stolen and also that it has no f'n idea how lucky it is. Natalie's a great actress, but sometimes celebrities need side jobs to raise some extra money and keep themselves busy. Michael Vick did sort of the same thing except there was a lot more electrocution and a lot less stealing. And that seemed to work out pretty well for the Falcons.
I also threw in some butt shots mostly because it's Natalie Portman and you probably wanna see it.
