Unlike most people on the planet, I like Heidi Montag. There's something about an arrogant, rich, sexy Republican that gets my penis moving around in my pants. Spencer Pratt is still an all-around douchebag who the world could get along fine without, but we'll pretend he doesn't exist.
Heidi's already for Halloween as the images below show. That gun has an orange tip, so it's not real, which sucks because that reduces the chances of her accidentally shooting Spencer in the eye.
